Parking Fail

I wonder if that is the driver?

Hook Hanger Fail

PenTrick Fail

Pen Trick Fail

Father's Day Fail

Engrish-of-the-Day

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem--neat, plausible, and wrong.

H. L. Mencken

I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.

Unknown

Dear Abby Fail

Makes you wonder.

John Wayne

"Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much."

Time

"'Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.'"